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time enough for love-时间足够你爱(英文版)-第25部分

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 he had left them simply to avoid work。 Now he was being paid not to work in them…which suited him; he had never thought that their charms were enhanced …by plowing and getting them all dusty。
  
  The 〃soil bank〃 payments took care of the mortgage; and his retired pay left a tidy sum over; so he hired a man to do those chqres a farm requires even though it is not being worked for a crop…feed the chickens; milk a cow or two; tend a vegetable garden and some fruit trees; repair fences… while the hired man's wife helped David's wife with the house。 For himself; David bought a hammock。
  
  But David was not a harsh employer。 He suspected that cows did not want to be waked at five in the morning any more than he did…and he undertook to find out。
  
  He learned that cows would happily change their circadian to more reasonable hours; given the chance。 They had to be milked twice a day; they were bred for that。 But nine o'clock in the morning suited them for a first milking quite as well as five; as long as it was regular。
  
  But it did not stay that way; Dave's hired man had the nervous habit of work。 To him there was something sinful in milking a cow that late。 So David let him have his way; and hired man and cows went back to their old habits。
  
  As for Dave; he strung that hammock between two shade trees and put a table by it to hold a frosty drink。 He would get up in the morning when he woke; whether it was nine or noon; eat breakfast; then walk slowly to his hammock to rest up for lunch。 The hardest work he did was endorsing checks for deposit; and; once a month; balancing his wife's checkbook。 He quit wearing shoes。 …
  
  He did not take a newspaper or listen to radio; he figured that the Navy would let him know if another war broke out
  
  …and another did break out about the time he started this routine。 But the Navy had no need for retired admirals。 Dave paid little attention to that war; it was depressing。 Instead; he read everything the state library had on ancient Greece and bought books about it。 It was a soothing subject; one he had always wanted to know more about。
  
  Each year; on Navy Day; he got all spruced up and dressed as an admiral; with all his medals; from the Good Conduct
  
  medal of an enlisted man to the one for bravery under fire that had made him an admiral…let his hired man drive him to the county seat and there addressed a luncheon of the Chamber of merce on some patriotic subject。 Ira; I don't know why he did this。 Perhaps it was noblesse oblige。 Or it may have been his odd sense of humor。 But each year they invited him; each year he accepted。 His neighbors were proud of him; he was the epitome of Local Boy Makes Good…then es home and lives as his neighbors lived。 His success brought credit to them all。 They liked it that he was still just 〃home folks〃…and if they noticed that he never did a lick Of work;' nobody mentioned it。
  
  I've skipped lightly over Dave's career; Ira; had to。 I haven't mentioned the automatic pilot he thought up; then had developed years later when he w~s in a position to get such things done。 Nor the overhaul he made of the duties of the crew of a flying boat…except to say now that it was to get more done with less effort while leaving the mand pilot with nothing to do save to stay alert…or to snore on his copilot's arm if the situation did not require his alertness。 He made changes in instruments and controls; too; when at last he found himself?in charge of development for all Navy patrol planes。
  
  Let it go with this~ I don't think Dave thought of himself as an 〃efficiency expert〃 but every job he ever held he simplified。 His successor always had less work to do than his predecessor。
  
  That his successor usually reorganized the job again to make three times as much any subordinates…says little about Dave's oddity other than by contrast。 Some people are ants by nature; they have to work; even when it's useless。 Few people have a talent for constructive laziness。
  
  So ends the Tale of the Man Who Was Too Lazy to Fail。 Let's leave him there; in his hammock under the shade trees。 So far as I know; he is still there。
  
  VARIATIONS ON A THEME
  
  III
  
  第11节
  
  Domestic Problems
  
  〃After more than two thousand years; Lazarus?〃
  
  〃Why not; Ira? Dave was my age; near enough as not to matter。 I'm still here。〃~'
  
  〃Yes; but… Was David Lamb a member of the Families? Under another name? There is no 'Lamb' in the lists。〃
  
  〃I never asked; Ira。 Nor did he ever offer me a passwor~d。 In those days a member kept the fact to himself。 Or; if he was; Dave might not have known it; si1~ce he left home so young and so abruptly。 Back …then a youngster wasn't told until he or she was old enough to think about marriage。 Eighteen for boys; usually; and sixteen for girls。 Reminds inc what a shock it was when I was told…at less than eighteen。 By Gramp; because I was about to do something foolish。 Son; one of the weirdest things about the human animal is that it grows up physically years and years before its brain grows up。 I was seventeen; young and horny and wanted to get married the worst way。 Gramp took me out behind the barn and convinced me that it was indeed the worst way。
  
  '〃Woodie;' he said; 'if you want to elope with this girl; nobody will stop you。'
  
  〃I told him belligerently that nobody could stop me; because just over the state line I could swing it without my parents' consent。
  
  〃'That's what I'm telling you;' he said。 'Nobody will stop you。 But nobody will help you。 Not your parents; nor your other grandparents…nor me。 Not a one of us will even stake you to the price of a marriage license; much less help you sup… port a wife。 Not a dollar; Woodie; not a thin dime。 If you don't believe me; ask any of them。'
  
  〃I said sullenly that I didn't want any help。
  
  〃Gramp had bushy eyebrows; they shot up。 'Well; well;' he said。 'Is she going to support you? Have you looked at the 〃Help Wanted〃 in the paper lately? If not; be sure to do so。 And glance at the financial section while you're about it; read…
  
  ing 〃Help Wanted〃 ads won't take you more than thirty seconds。' He added; 'Oh; you ciii find a job peddling suck brqoms from door to door on mission。 Which will give you fresh air; healthy exercise; and an opportunity to demonstrate your charm; of which you don't … have much。 But you; won't sell vacuum cleaners; nobody is buying。'
  
  〃Ira; I didn't know what he was talking about。 This was January; 1930。 Does that date mean anything to you?〃
  
  〃I'm afraid not; Lazarus。 Despite much study of the Families' history; I have to convert those earlier dates into Galactic Standard in order to feel them。〃 …
  
  〃Don't know as it would be mentioned in the Families' records; Ira。 The country…well; the whole pla…had just taken a plunge into an economic fluctuation。 'Depressions;' they called 'em。 There were no jobs to be had…at least not for a smart…alec youngster who didn't know anything useful。 Which Gramp realized; having been through… several of these swings。 But not me。 I Was sure I could grab the world by the tail and swing it over my shoulder。 What I didn't know was that graduate engineers were taking jobs as janitors and lawyers were driving milk wagons。 And ex…milhionaires were jumping out windows。 But I was too busy sniffing after girls to notice。〃
  
  〃Senior; I've read about economic depressions。 But I've never understood what caused them。〃
  
  Lazarus Long went tsk…tsk。 〃And yet you are in charge of a whore pla。〃
  
  'Perhaps I shouldn't be;〃 I admitted。
  
  〃Don't be so confounded humble。 I'll let you in on a secret:
  
  At that time nobody knew what caused' them。 Even the Howard Foundation might have gone broke had not Ira Howard left firm ifistructions about how the fund must be handled。 On the other hand; everybody; right down to street sweepers and professors of economics; was certain they knew both causes and cures。 So almost every remedy was tried…and none worked。 That depression continued until the country blundered in
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