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protect the innocent。 Namely； me。
hey people！
I？ve discovered something very important about myself： I？mtotally bi。 It？s not what you？re
thinking？I？m just torn betweenwhere I want to spend my summer and I？ve decided I reallywant to
have it both ways。 Thank God for Teterboro Airport。 Aquick drive to the runway and I？m on the
island in less than anhour。 That gives me a chance to ogle the surfer boys and sayyes to every
party I？m invited to here at home。
There？s something so exclusive about parties in the city duringthe summer。 So intimate； with no
unwanted guests。 Well；almost。 Not that we don？t like to have our picture taken； we？djust like to
make sure our beach hair doesn？t have any actualsand in it before the flash goes off。 Yes； I？m
talking about thepaparazzi。 Obviously they have to work all summer； and obviously they？re bored
because they？ve been hounding the fewcelebs in town？me included？like every night was an
MTVMusic Awards after…party at Lindsay？s loft。
But summer and the beach go hand in hand； and I could neverpletely forsake the shore； but
that heartthrob actor T has donejust that； abandoning his lavish spread on the North Shore （yes；the
one you saw on that episode ofCribs ） to spend a steaming…hot summer in sticky New York City。
Now that？s dedication。
across the pond
I know we started out as an English colony； but we won the war（no hard feelings！） and therefore
we do things a bit differently
on this side of the pond。 I like the whole royalty thing？ especially a certain heir to the throne and
his party…monster redheaded younger brother？but there？s a lot about the English that I just don？t
understand。 For example； I hear that a certain young； foxy； blue…eyed American girl we all know
and love has gotten herself mixed up with a titled gentleman who seems to have eyes for his； um；
cousin？ Apparently； in some grand old English families it？s perfectly acceptable to ask your
cousin to move in for the summer； to hold her hand during intimate dinners at London？s finest
restaurants； to slip away together to the thatch…roofed country house for a weekend foxhunt。
How？s that for culture shock？
your e…mail
Q：
Dear GG；
My mom insisted that I take an internship at a glossy magazine this summer。 She says it？ll help
prepare me for the real world； but I feel like I？m the only one spendingmy summer cooped up
inside the fashion closet； packing next season？s Marc Jacobs shoes into boxes and keeping track
of the Me&Ro jewelry。 It？s like working in retail；and besides； I have the rest of my life to work；
don？t I？Shouldn？t I be chilling at the beach with my babeliciousboyfriend or something？
？In the Closet
A：
Dear In the Closet；
How do you think I feel？ I？m still here； albeit with the A/Ccranked and a chilled bottle of Dom
next to the puter；hard at work； serving all your gossip needs。 But seriously：help yourself to
something Guccilicious from the sunglassdrawer。 You deserve it！ （And no one will notice if you
throwsomething in for your boyfriend； too。）
？GG
Q：
Dear GG；
Does that guy N have a long…lost brother？ I think I saw him at the Oyster Shack on the Island；
but it couldn？t have been the same guy； this guy was dressed like a construction worker and
hanging out with some skanky…looking but undeniably hot townie chick。 Any idea what？s going
on？
？Double Take
A：
Dear Double Take；
There？s definitely only one N。 If he？s in the construction game now； I suggest you hire him to
e over and build you a deck。 Maybe he？ll work up a sweat and then you can invite him to go
skinny…dipping！
？GG
sightings
B getting into a tiff with the mousy…looking handbag clerk at Harvey Nichols。 They？ve got
waiting lists in London； too； but some girls have never learned that patience is a virtue。 S
wandering around an unfamiliar part of the Upper East Side？really far from the park？looking
forlorn and buying Purina cat chow at the deli。 Maybe she？s trying some crazy new diet？ N
strolling along Catachungo Road in Hampton Bays； wearing a Yale baseball cap and standing
quite close to a mystery girl wearing a pink tube top embellished with Old Navy logos。 I must
have missed their Hamptons store opening。 V settling into a maroon leather barber chair at an
old…school barbershop on the Upper West Side； ignoring the men…only rule。 Maybe someone
should tell her that she？s definitely not in Brooklyn anymore。 D curled up on a bench in Union
Square； reading a thick paperback book on kundalini yoga while smoking a cigarette。 Is he
planning to write an epic poem about yoga positions for lung cancer patients？ Who wants to know？
I know I do。
And you know you love me。
gossip girl
townies are people too
Nate guided his trusty Schwinn off the gravelly road and onto the dirt shoulder in front of the
Oyster Shack； managing to avoid a replay of his humiliating wipeout yesterday。 After their ice
cream； Tawny had taken him to get his tire fixed at Bob？s Gas ？n？ Dogs and it was as good as new。
He breathed in the fresh air appreciatively。 He？d only smoked a third of a joint that morning； so
his head was clear。
That？s a first。
Even though it was only six o？clock； the Oyster Shack was crowded with kids in shorts and
halter tops eating fries and drinking canned Bud。 Leaning the bike on the kickstand； Nate ambled
over to the barnred picnic bench where Tawny sat smoking a Virginia Slim； a devilish little smile
on her full； opalescent peach？glossed lips。
Normally Nate would have felt kind of stupid meeting a girl on a bike； but he kind of enjoyed the
workout； the breeze in his face and the wind in his hair。 Of course； he could enjoy the wind in his
hair behind the wheel of his dad？s powder blue 1978 vintage Aston Martin convertible parked in
his garage only twenty minutes away； but the car was the Captain？s pride and joy； and Nate
wasn？t allowed to drive it alone； much less into one of the Hamptons？ less desirable
neighborhoods； like Hampton Bays。
After they？d shared an innocent ice cream cone and gotten Nate？s bike fixed yesterday；Tawny
had suggested they meet up for dinner today。 Nate hardly needed convincing； like a good
ex…girlfriend； Fate always pulled through for him； right when he needed her。 Just when his
loneliness had started to get him down； he？d happened to meet confident； sexy Tawny。
？You made it；？ she chirped； stubbing her cigarette out on the table and tossing the butt in the
grass behind her。 She was wearing a peach…colored bikini top and a black jersey wrap…around skirt
that showed off her tanned； round； but firm thighs。 Her hair was down； grazing her freckled
shoulders； and her peachy lips matched the bikini straps that were falling off her
shoulders。 ？Without falling。？
？Yeah； no accidents this time。？ Nate laughed； shaking his head。 He flipped down the collar of the
clean but faded light blue Brooks Brothers shirt he？d changed into after work and slipped onto the
bench across from her。 ？So I？d say the day is going pretty well。？
？How was work？？Tawny asked as she smeared some goopy vanilla…scented stuff on her lips。
Nate could smell it from where he sat。
？Just the usual： backbreaking manual labor。？ He？d spent all of yesterday and today nailing new
shingles onto Coach Michaels？s roof。 His hands were riddled with calluses and his arms
ached。 ？I？m working for my coach； so it？s not like I can slack off。 He？s kind of an asshole。 I guess
it？s just like practice。？
Only without the stick。 And the ball。 And the rest of the team。
？You must really like him； though； to want to work for him all summer；？Tawny countered。
Nate shrugged； rubbing his hand over his stiff neck。 ？I guess。？ No need to tell her about the
stolen Viagra and the withheld diploma； right？
Best not。
？Poor boy；？ she cooed。 ？Maybe you need a massage。 I can practice on you。 I？m totally going to
be an LMT after I graduate。？
He had no idea what she was talking about。 LMT？
Low…class mega…slut townie？
？Alicensed massage therapist； silly！ I can？t believe you didn？t know that。 Anyway； I talked to
these people at t